Tuesday, October 16, 2012

WNBA Making a Statement


After a grueling 34-game, 5-month regular season, the Minnesota Lynx are facing the Indiana Fever in the WNBA Finals.  If you like watching sports that will lull you to sleep, make sure you tune in to catch all of the excitement.  If you prefer watching sports that actually have more fans than players, then stick with football and playoff baseball.   

The WNBA is mired in irrelevance.  You have to go to the back page of the sports section, read the little box scores in fine print, and thumb through stories of offseason deals and NASCAR controversies before you even get to the WNBA.  Their regular-season games are about as popular as my high-school football games, and the attendance, TV ratings, and profit margins all attest to the sport’s unpopularity. 

Founded in 1996, the league barely made it through its first decade of existence.  During the mid-2000s, the NBA spent over $10 million per year to keep the WNBA financially solvent, and teams were losing money.  This year, league attendance is at a paltry 7,400 fans per game, a number that has been steadily declining since its peak at 11,000 in 1998.  Their main sponsor is the cellphone-midget Boost Mobile, and even with ESPN and ABC TV contracts, average viewership is only at 270,000 per game.  To put that in perspective, the NBA regularly eclipses 2 million viewers every night. 

The WNBA is hopelessly overshadowed by the behemoths of the industry.  The NBA, MLB and NFL all produce significantly better products than the WNBA.  With a season that overlaps each of these professional sports, women’s basketball does not stand a chance.  They are all competing for media attention and airtime, and the boys always win. 

Ladies, I am not a misogynist.  I support women’s athletics.  Some of my fondest memories are watching Abby Wambach – the pride of my hometown in Rochester, NY – strike headers into the back of the net, and witnessing the US women’s soccer team make thrilling runs in the Olympics and World Cup.  I enjoyed watching our female Olympians compete this summer, especially in gymnastics and swimming.  

So this is not a dis on women.  This is a dis on women’s professional basketball. 

Maybe I have a weird taste in sports.  I like action.  I like home-run swings and goal-line leaps.  I like diving headers and swift footwork.  I like 12-6 curveballs and 5-yard pounds up the middle.  I like it when dunks are the norm, not the exception, and I don’t see why people go crazy every time a 6-foot 8-inch woman with a 7-foot wingspan makes one (Brittney Griner). 

I also like tradition.  I honor legendary figures and respect the records of the past.  Excitement keeps us entertained in the short-term, but history keeps us loyal. 

The WNBA is neither exciting nor historical.

Despite the challenges, the WNBA keeps chugging along resiliently.  While it does not make much money, attract many fans, or make a lot of headlines, was being popular ever its purpose?  Perhaps the league was created not to profit, but to make a statement. 

Just as women are making advances in politics and education, they are also trying to break the status quo in an industry dominated by testosterone.  “ESPN W,” a new website dedicated entirely to women’s sports, mirrors this revolution against the status quo.  The website is run by women writers and analysts, who rarely appear on the parent website.  They are creating their own niche in sports journalism, filling it with stories like the resurgence of Baylor women’s soccer and the death of an LPGA official with West Nile Virus. 

With about as many Facebook “likes” as my own column, they are not exactly grabbing a lot of attention.  But at least the website exists, right?  The importance of women’s sports transcends their entertainment or historical value.  They are here simply to challenge the boys. 

But that challenge is ultimately a weak one.  Ideology and identity statements make for a nice, fluffy story.  Yet, it has created a sport founded upon sand.  When you get down to the basics, sports are about entertainment, and women’s basketball will always be less spectacular and less appreciated than any show that the men put on. 

If you want real gender equality, you have to look somewhere else besides basketball.